A stolen cookie

Mother:

"Did you know that God was present
when you stole that cookie from the kitchen?"

Child:

"Yes."

Mother:

"And He was looking at you all the time?"

Child:

"Yes."

Mother:

"And what do you think he was saying to you?"

Child:

"He was saying 'There is no one here

but the two of us – take two."

Anthony de Mello