maandag 1 april 2013

1 april citaten


Die uiterste datum van 1 april
maakt de aangifte inkomstenbelasting
er niet geloofwaardiger op.

Fons Jansen

Niet grappig is -

Je dochter, die op 1 april geboren is,
Joke noemen.

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"It is the ability to take a joke,
not make one,
that proves you have
a sense of humor."

Max Eastman

"Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax
begins with April Fool's Day
and ends with cries of "May Day!"?"

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"Here cometh April again,
and as far as I can see the world
hath more fools in it than ever."

Charles Lamb

"You grow up the day
you have your first real laugh
at yourself."

Ethel Barrymore

Everything is funny
as long as it is happening
to somebody else.

Will Rogers

"A sense of humor
is the only divine quality of man."

Arthur Schopenhauer