Citaten over boodschappen doen

Als ik boodschappen ga doen

ga ik met de auto,

omdat ik niet 

van die vieze uitlaatgassen

in wil ademen.

Theo Maassen

Wanneer je eindelijk de weg kent

in jouw supermarkt

en de manager ineens besluit

de hele keet weer te verbouwen.

#Darum

Oudjes die éérst voor een heel weeshuis

aan boodschappen opruimen in het wagentje

vervolgens diep in hun tas zoeken

naar gepast contant

om daarna nog te claimen

dat er iets fout is aangeslagen

wat in de aanbieding was ...

Ik ben zelf bejaard

voordat ik aan de beurt ben

#Darum

Boodschappen Anno 2020

Ik kan mijn adem al inhouden

tot aan de kaas.

Loesje

I always make

a grocerylist.

Sometimes, I even

remember to

take it with me.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness

didn't know where to shop.

Gertrude Stein

Go to the grocery store and buy better things.

Buy quality, buy organic, buy natural,

go to the farmers market.

Immediately that's going to increase

the quality of the food you make.

Michael Symon

You know you are in love

when the two of you

can go grocery shopping together.

Woody Harrelson

As a child I was sometimes so hungry

that I used to dream that one day

I'd get locked in a grocery store.

George Foreman

People ask me how I stay thin,

and I'm like,

'When you go to the grocery store,

buy more bananas than cookies.'

Elizabeth Banks

Some people meet people in the grocery store,

but I get my tomatoes and I'm out.

Ryan Seacrest

When women are depressed,

 they eat or go shopping.

Elayne Boosler

I carry groceries home

on the tank of my motorcycle.

Stephan Jenkins

When I walk into a grocery store

and look at all the products you can choose,

I say, "My God!"

No king ever had anything like I have

in my grocery store today.

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Koopkracht

De kracht om te laten liggen

wat je niet nodig hebt.

Loesje